Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
No subtext here. People are naked.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
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I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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