So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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