I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
FUCK WHALES
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