he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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