Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
God I need to hump something, right now.
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