hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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