we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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