He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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