officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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