Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Houston, we have a blender
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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