it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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