i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
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i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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