yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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