Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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