He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
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