Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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