Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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