absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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