what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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