They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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