is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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