I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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