Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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