Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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