Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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