Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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