i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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