Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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