All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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