It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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