I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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