youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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