One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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