Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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