It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
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Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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