You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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