Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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