Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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