he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Randomize
