isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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