Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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