kristin has been a bad kristin
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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