Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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