Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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