GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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