So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
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Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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