In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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