She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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