Welp...herpes.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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