I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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