wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I'm bleeding and have questions
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