i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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