i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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