90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Do vagina's smell?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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